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About Me
MY NAME IS PENNY HANSEN. I FIRST SAW VIN DIESEL ON
SAVING PRIVATE RYAN. HE WAS EXQUISIT!! IT SUCKED
THOUGH THAT HE DIED! BUT ANYWAYS BACK TO ME. I AM
17 AND I HAVE ONE SISTER, WHO RECENTLY HAD A BABY.
HE IS VERY CUTE. HIS NAME IS DRAYDEN MADDISON
HANSEN. HE IS TWO MONTHS OLD. IF ANYTHING ON MY
SITE OR ANYTHING ELSE DOESNT WORK PLEASE SOME
ONE CONTACT ME AND TELL ME. ALSO IF YOU WANT ME TO
ADD YOUR SITE TO MY LINKS PAGE JUST EMAIL ME.
THANX
THIS REALLY HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH ME OR VIN DIESEL.
I HAVE THESE LITTLE QUOTES AND SAYINGS THAT I THOUGHT
WAS ABSOLUTLY HILARIOUS. I HOPE YOU GUYS AND GALLS
OUT THERE WILL ENJOY THEM TOO.
1. GARGLING IS A GOOD WAY TO SEE IF YOUR THROAT LEAKS.
2. ACCORDINATED: BEING ABLE TO DRIVE AND FOLD A ROAD
MAP AT THE SAME TIME.
3. CONFESSION MAY BE GOOD FOR THE SOUL, BUT IS PROBABLY
BAD FOR YOUR CAREER.
4. THOSE WHO CAST THE VOTS DECIDE NOTHING. THOSE WHO COUNT
THE VOTES DECIDE EVERYTHING.
5. HAM AND EGGS. JUST A DAYS WORK FOR A CHICKEN BUT A LIFE
TIME COMITMENT FOR A PIG.
6. IF AT FIRST YOU DONT SUCCEED, REDEFINE SUCCESS!
7. NEVER MISS A GOOD CHANCE TO SHUT UP!
8. EXPERIANCE IS SOMETHING YOU DONT GET UNTIL JUST
AFTER YOU NEED IT.
9. NEVER TEST THE DEPTH OF THE WATER WITH BOTH FEET!
10. WHAT HAPPENS IF YOU GET SCARED HALF TO DEATH TWICE?
11. IF YOU BLOW A DUCK WHISTLE BACKWARDS DOES IT MEAN
THAT THE DUCKS WILL FLY AWAY?
12. RED MEAT IS NOT BAD FOR YOU. FUZZY GREEN MEAT IS
BAD FOR YOU.
13. YOU DONT NEED A PARACHUTE TO SKYDIVE. YOU NEED A
PARACHUTE TO SKYDIVE TWICE.
14. VINYLOCITY: THE STRANGE ATMOSPHERIC FORCE THAT
MAKES THE SHOWER CURTAIN BLOW TOWARDS YOU WHILE TRYING
TO SHOWER.
15. A WORD TO THE WISE IS UNECESSARY.
16. NEVER PUT OFF UNTIL TOMORROW WHAT YOU CAN AVOID ALL
TOGETHER.
17. HANG IN THERE. RETIREMENT IS ONLY ABOUT
40-50 YEARS AWAY!!
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